Did you know that you’re incredibly sexy to get me laid?

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“If you’re not busy later, I was hoping to make passionate love to you. I hope that’s okay with you. It said it was going to be hot today, so I decided to wear a thong and low-cut top and just stay in bed. What are you up to? Tonight, let me do all the work. We’re going to take it so slowly, and you’re going to scream. Was just thinking about seeing you tonight, and, all of the sudden, I was completely undressed... I’m sitting on the kitchen counter thinking about you between my legs.. I figured us out today! I think we should just be friends with sexual tension. I’m so bored and not sure what to do w/ myself. Any ideas?. Why am I slightly turned on? If you were here right now, we definitely would not flirt at all, or hug for a little bit too long, or stare deeply into one another’s eyes, or anything fun like that.