Looking for a handjob expert

Ad Description

Older white male looking for a white female, any age, who can provide an expert edging handjob on a regular basis. No oral or penetration. Good sense of humour and ability to connect are essential. You must work alone, be mentally and financially stable (no dramas or requests for loans please), work within ten kilometres of Constantia, not be overweight (or not much), be patient, be available during the day, be able to hold a conversation, and have secure offstreet parking. All reasonable proposals considered.