F seeking M for lavender marriage

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Hello there

Let’s build something unconventional and beautiful!

Very attractive, fertile and accomplished professional female in her late ’s, with a litany of positive qualities, is seeking a member of the LGBTQ+ mafia for lavender marriage/serious relationship. We cohabit, provide companionship, are besties and build a beautiful life and family together while still being intimate with others outside of the relationship but come home to each other. Intimacy optional, but platonic affection (hugs and forehead kisses) and mutual respect are not.

You: stable, accomplished, high EQ, varied interests other than just sport, a true partner in every sense of the word, kind, wants to be a dad and have a loving and supportive family, loves animals and have done your healing.

Kindly note that race, creed, and body size and shape irrelevant but I’m not looking to be a sugar mama. Kindly note further that the arrangement will be family-centric and partnership based, so best not apply if you don’t want either of those.

Long shot in the dark, but hoping something awesome comes back.

I am dead serious about the above, so if you see fit to send nasty messages because of your own inadequacies and red pill loneliness epidemic then maybe you need to just suck a dick and think better of it.