Morticia seeking Gomez

Ad Description

Hello there

Female seeking male for friendship on fire meets the Gomez and Morticia standard.

ME: Attractive, sophisticated, witty, sensual, stable and intelligent female in her mid ’s. Total Morticia Addams vibes and feminine energy without the heavy goth aesthetic. Curves in all the right places and I do work out – boobs, brains and booty. Comprehensive variety of interests across the board and eclectic taste in music. Definitely march to the beat of own drum, but can assimilate with the non-maj when required. DD and intentionally drama free.

YOU: Male that fits the same bill who is able to keep a lady in her feminine energy. Please be open-minded and ideally or older. Please be in your Gomez Addams masculine energy, DD and baby mama drama free, and understand what it means to court a lady. Some demons and gremlins in the system are alright as long as you’ve done the work to heal your demons so that they no longer cause harm. Loves boobs and booty.
Fine print: Race and body type are irrelevant. Kink friendly. Sexual orientation irrelevant – open to lavender marriages/arrangements. Location flexible, but please don’t contact if you’re not mobile or open to travelling. Education level irrelevant, but please have synapses that fire.

RESPOND WITH: your comprehensive dating CV and salary (proverbial) expectations as well as your ideal relationship/arrangement parameters. Those seeking extra credit plus to cut the line may respond with their vision for their lives and year plans.

Please double check your contact details before sending.

May the odds ever be in your favour!

XOXO